KING STANLEY: A vain and rather passive king.
QUEEN LUDMILLA: King Stanley’s bossy, controlling second wife.
PRINCE NORMAN: King Stanley’s son and Queen Ludmilla’s stepson.
He is a misfit in the royal family, a man who hasn’t made much progress finding his way in life.
PRINCE DOUGLAS THE SLEAZE: Queen Ludmilla’s womanizing son by her first marriage.
ANNABELLA: A spunky lady-in-waiting.
TARANTULINA: A wicked and hideous female troll.
HARMONY: Prince Norman’s hippie-turned-fairy godmother.
FRANK: A radio announcer.
JUDY: A radio announcer.
CHAMELEONS: Three to six women and/or men who appear throughout the play,
often without explanation, as comedic back-up singer/dancers.
QUEEN ETHEL: A visiting queen.
PRINCESS BAMBIE LOU: One of Queen Ethel’s shallow, vain daughters.
PRINCESS BRANDIE SUE: Princess Bambie Lou’s equally shallow and vain sister.
PRINCESS RAYLENE: A princess who has lived a life of tragedy.
PRINCESS JULIE: A wholesome princess who bears an uncanny resemblance to Julie Andrews.
PRINCESS VIVIAN: A princess who is clearly past her prime, though not slowing down a bit.
COURT MEMBERS: (optional) Any number. May include ladies-in-waiting, a jester, a wizard, etc.
NOTE: For smaller casts, doubling is possible. QUEEN ETHEL and PRINCESS VIVIAN as well as PRINCESS BRANDIE SUE & PRINCESS RAYLENE may be played by the same person.